What. The. Fuck.
Seriously.
WTF.
How did we even GET HERE.
Was it that we had a black president, was that so horrible, that we had to loop around and then get a retard president just to keep things karmically in sync?
Does anyone even CARE about our government any more? Because it's like a zombie, moving aimlessly to and fro, waiting for the headshot (give Robert Mueller time, he's working on it).
At least we now know how epically devoid of actual coherent reasons for governance our gerrymandered-imposed Congress is. We had a sexual predator masquerading as a world leader elected to high office and they just shrugged and said "yeah, whatevs. Can we pass a corporate tax cut now please? Also, can we kill Obamacare? Because that's our entire platform at this point."
And yet that bit of moral vacuity is more honest than ANYTHING coming from our executive branch, which has as its apparent reason for being diverting as much money into Trump Corporation properties as possible. You might think there might be annoying brakes on that process, such as, oh, I don't know, "laws", but apparently not! The President, by default, literally cannot be corrupt! So we now have the most corrupt individual to hold that office, which means that we are watching immovable object vs. unstoppable force as a daily reminder of how much we fucked up in voting because Hillary's emails.
And yes, Democrats, you failed. You need to own this. You ran a dynastic candidate against someone from Dynasty, the TV series. You lost an election that by every god-given evaluation of anything involving actual facts should have been literally and entirely impossible to lose, and I'm sure you were just as surprised as the rest of us, but unlike the rest of us, THIS WAS YOUR FUCKUP. You're why we have a joke of a government. It's on you.
There is so much more I can say. There is so much more that should be said. But overall what should shame you more than anything else is this one essay from Ta-Nehisi Coates, who puts forward in very open and blatant honest terms how the fuck this happened. Spoiler: because we're racist fuckheads and we deserve this.
Sorry if you just tuned in and wanted to hear me crack jokes about Star Citizen, or Derek Smart, or really anything involving online gaming, but look. We're in crisis mode. Our country is so fucked. We are a national joke. And the punchline is ugly.
Take our country back.