"That's Capitalism!"

"That's Capitalism!"

The schedule this week:

Cyber Monday: when you buy all the things you told yourself you weren't buying Black Friday

Giving Tuesday: when your local NPR station guilt trips you every 5 minutes into donating some money

Wacky Wednesday: when you find out that today you have to buy clothes for Parent Trap-era Lindsay Lohan, look, we don't make the rules

Thunderous Thursday: when you have to empty your pockets and give everything you have left to your local mead hall, those woad raiders aren't going to find victuals themselves

Ferocious Friday: look, just spend some damn money

Serious Saturday: why are you in so much debt? please reconsider your lifestyle choices