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Election 2020: It's All Over But The Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth

Trump and his team of attorneys on crack have been trying to convince states not to certify Biden's slates of electors to finish the job, elect Joe Biden President, unleash the Seventh Seal of the Libpocalypse, and unleash Alexandria Ocasio-Bahamut unto a defenseless world, to slaughter and provide

Scott Jennings Dec 1, 2020

Election 2020: Disavow The Kraken!

Election 2020: Disavow The Kraken!

I mentioned Friday evening that "it's apparent they're [Republicans] waiting for Trump's train of attempted sedition to derail on its own, which it appears will almost certainly happen, if not over the weekend, by Wednesday at the latest." Wednesday was FAR too

Scott Jennings Nov 22, 2020

Election 2020: Friday Night Surprise! Democracy Still Exists!

As part of his ongoing autogolpe (a Spanish term literally meaning "self-coup", where a government tries to take over as a more authoritarian version of itself; previously restricted to places like Peru) Trump met with the Republican leaders of the Michigan state legislature, presumably to ask them to

Scott Jennings Nov 20, 2020

Election 2020: I'M MELTING!

Rudy Giuliani Rudy Giuliani'd. That could be the whole post, really. Guiliani, in his role as head of Trump's legal team, gave an unhinged 90 minute press conference where he and his henchmen Jenna Ellis and Sidney Powell gave what the Post termed "the craziest

Scott Jennings Nov 19, 2020

Election 2020: Woodwork Squeaks And Out Comes Steve Bannon

The crack(pot) legal team heading up Trump's re-election effort's strategy was made plain today in several court filings: ignore how key states voted and instead have Trump electoral slates named. What was once the province of "this could be their eventual plan if they

Scott Jennings Nov 18, 2020

Election 2020: For Ye Have The Trump Always With You

Election 2020: For Ye Have The Trump Always With You

The interregnum-before-the-transition seems to be calming down - not enough for the federal government to actually respond to (or even acknowledge) the COVID-19 crisis, of course, but enough for Noted Republicans to Furrow Their Brow Earnestly. Sen. John Cornyn, for example, has apparently stopped waiting for Puerto Rico's

Scott Jennings Nov 16, 2020

Election 2020: Thousand MAGA March

Election 2020: Thousand MAGA March

Today saw the far right converge on the capital to make a visible show of support for the man who is currently still President, Donald Trump. Among the luminaries were Alex Jones (who led a caravan from Austin), Jack Posobiec (OANN correspondent/Pizzagate inventor) and Enrique Tarrio (Proud Boys leader)

Scott Jennings Nov 15, 2020

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