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RONALD MCDONALD EMBRACES SCIENTOLOGY, NICOLE KIDMAN [Author: lum]

You thought they were dead or more likely just slacking, but R. McDonald of the WTFMen has put together another morality play for your enjoyment. I’m not sure, but I think I was killed in this one. Thus future updates to LumTheFuck.net will be filed by the Small Cute Puppy. Thank you and good evening.

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