That One Story

Shroud of the Avatar's Kobolds are high-tech marvels | Massively Overpowered

I am reminded of a theory which led to me thinking about people breaking into gaming, how they do it, and what happens when they get there.

Specifically, that everyone has That One Story they’re dying to tell, and if you pay attention you can usually tell what it is. That One Thing someone did as a labor of love, not a dash to the deadline.

For me most recently, in Shroud, it would be the kobolds.

Almost everything of the story of SOTA was mapped out and given to me (which made my job mostly “take this six lines of description and make 8 believable NPCs talking about it”) but one thing that had no description or guidance was kobolds. They just were, you know, kobolds. So I took it and ran with it.

I ran, I ran so far away.

Kobolds in Shroud are basically the good guys. They were the ultimate survivors, they helped the remnants of humanity get back on their feet, and humanity’s thank you was “ha ha you talk funny get out”. After a few dozen decades of this, they decided the proper response was to declare a particular island theirs and kick these funny behaving humans the hell off it. Thus the game.

Thus you get dialogue such as with one kobold discussing how odd humans are with you, finally concluding that it comes from not knowing when to stop reproducing and choking the landscape, and the kobold turns to you and says sternly, “STOP MATING, HUMAN.”

As I said, everyone has That One Story. You can usually tell when you run into it

Ready Gamer One

Film Review: "Ready Player One" - UCSD Guardian

I feel like Ready Player One: The Movie is going to slam the refresh button on Gamergate.

It is totally the interaction-crippled gamer’s dream. LOOK! You can hide in your sad dwelling no one ever sees AND be the person everyone wants to talk to AND attract the Manic Pixie Dream Girl AND kill the corporate villain AND save the world!

If I pitched a game with this as the story, no one would back it. It’s a parody of self-absorbed gamer culture.

Which is Gamergate. In a nutshell. There are young men who will see this and think YEAH! and then find the KotakuInAction reddit. This is not a non-zero number of people. YOU KNOW THIS. I KNOW THIS.

How do we fight the worst of free speech’s demons while still preserving the holy benefit to our society that free speech gives us?

How?

HOW?

Every community manager – everyone contracted to watch a message board or comment thread – everyone wants to know how this ends.

Not how we fix this. I do not think we can, any more.

How it ends.

(Oh, wait. I’m sorry if I spoiled the ending of Ready Player One DESPITE IT BEING THE ULTIMATE FAN FANTASY FOR JUST THAT REASON IF NOTHING ELSE AND YOU KNOW THE BEST PART OF ME TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS? APPARENTLY ONE OF THE PUNCTUATION MARKS TRIGGERS CORTANA ON MY MACHINE AND WHILE I’M TYPING THIS MY PC IS VOCALIZING “Scott. Scott Jennings. Scott.” LIKE IT’S TRYIN’ TO STOP ME SOMEHOW WAIT NO STOP TYPING REALLY I HAVE YOUR NAME PLEASE?

OK, I feel better now. How about you?)

Oh, Come ON

Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Anniversary: A Survivor's Remembrance | Time

Alaska Congressman suggest Jews would have survived Holocaust had they been armed – NY Daily News

After Poland fell to the Nazis in 1939, the German occupiers found themselves the overlords of Poland’s Jewish population of some 3.5 million people. Over the next few years, the Germans concentrated them into ever-shrinking prison zones – “ghettos” and then finally, by 1942, began depopulating them and sending the residents en masse to extermination camps.

Word had gotten out, and the Jewish residents knew that submitting to deportation meant certain death. So, in one of the most tragic battles of the Second World War, in 1943 “Aktion Warschau” – Action Warsaw, the clearing of the largest ghetto, was met by desperate civilians who met the stormtroopers of the SS in battle, with pistols and rifles facing tanks and flamethrowers.

The ensuing fighting was desperate, brutal and short. Around 300 German stormtroopers died, as did 13,000 Jewish defenders. The surviving 60,000 residents were immediately deported to death camps, most of whom died shortly thereafter.

I’m explaining this because there are only two possible explanations for this news story – our “leaders” are so profoundly ignorant that you now know more about history than they do, or that they are well aware of this history, and using the genocide of a people to score political points and justify the lobbying of an industry that demands a total and complete lack of any regulation at all.

Both options sicken and enrage me. I’m not sure which does more.

Harvest of Shame

Trump Administration Wants To Decide What Food SNAP Recipients Will Get – NPR

We’re in the William Gibson version of the future.

No flying cars (unless you’re Elon Musk). No post-scarcity space communism a la Star Trek. No democracy.

Instead, corporations will supply, to an ever-increasing proletariat isolated from the upper reaches of the economy, “Food” Products(tm). These “Food” Products(tm) will be supplied by the lowest bidder, may actually kill you and most assuredly will have only the slightest resemblance to anything you and I might call healthy, fresh food.

It’s “America’s Harvest Box!” (No, really, that’s the name, I am sadly not joking), a subsidiary of “Food” Products(tm), which Mick Mulvaney, first in line to the revolving door position of chief of staff to the President mainly because he has no ethical qualms about saying hilariously awful things like the end of this sentence, termed “a Blue Apron-type program!” with a straight face. You millennials love Blue Apron, right? Shut up and pay your college debt, we have a government to pillage here.

For, make no mistake, that is what this is. A tightly knit group of cronies (in both major parties) are manipulating the collapse of our government, solely with an eye towards short term profiteering. There’s no thought to why the government might supply a subsistence level of food supply (you know, to actually prevent mass starvation in what is still one of the wealthiest countries on Earth), just that it has money that can be better spent on them. Directly (tax cuts defunding government) or indirectly – directing what little government exists into increasingly ridiculous privately-run boondoggles like this that exist primarily as scams. Because I guarantee you Perdue Chicken will be a primary supplier of “America’s Harvest Box!”

And those not in on the pillaging will be fighting for the scraps of “Food” Products(tm). Maybe the mirrorshades will be affordable.