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NO SEX FOR YOU! [Author: wirehead]

The latest issue of Computer Games Review (subtitled “Print Is Still Relevant Goddamit”) retracted their earlier rumor that UO2 will actually have digitized models for simulated reproductive activity (or, in lay terms, pr0n). All you horny bastards are going to have to keep messing up your keyboards the old fashioned way.

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