LUMNEWS #1 [Author: Mako]
FULL DISCLOSURE: Apparently we need, you know, standards now… Just in case we hadn\’e2\’80\’99t beaten this little dead horse of a convention into the ground already, Shiny Plastic Happy Puppy People have posted their own synopsis of events…
In other news, LumCorp denies any and all accusations that future advertisements will be beamed directly into the brains of its viewers. Move along…
And nobody ever heard from Phil at Microsoft\’e2\’80\’99s marketing department ever again…
If anybody has a spare moment, PLEASE tell Sega that 4 people in a game doesn’t qualify as ‘massively multiplayer’…
Wow, Looks like everything is our fault. Coming soon: The Man pins blame on World, Laws of Physics, and a Poor Forgotten Soul…
Speaking of the evil empire, Big Brother v0.3 will be operational soon. Have a nice day…
Sega Legal has discovered that subjective terminology is fun for the whole family\’e2\’80\’a6or what\’e2\’80\’99s left of it, anyway…
On the Macintosh front, I knew it was too good to be true. Why can\’e2\’80\’99t PC makers do stuff that cool, or why can\’e2\’80\’99t Apple make a 2-button version? Le sigh… In the \’e2\’80\’98least informative newsbit of the year\’e2\’80\’99 award, Far Nation may or may not be an MMORPG that may or may not be developed for any platform on this or any other planet…
Nintendo might have to learn soon: If you build it, they will crack0r… At least the emulator people are safe from getting guardwhacked…
While LumNews might be something you could find on your own if you really wanted to, at least we\’e2\’80\’99re not repackaging inane rantings as news… Then again, Maybe we are. I HAVE DROPPED MY LUMNEWS UPDATE ON THE FLOOR!\’e2\’80\’a6I suddenly feel so dirty.