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Law And Order: Special ERP Unit

In the World of Warcraft, sexually based erotic roleplaying (ERP) is considered especially heinous. On the Moon Guard server, the dedicated game masters who investigate these vicious terms of service violations are members of an elite squad known as the Special ERP Unit.

These are their stories.

After the break, more with Law and Order: SEU and this week’s special guest, Britney Spears as Lauranthalassasaa Half-Vampire!

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