Broken Toys

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HOT ANSI BABES ARE WAITING TO TALK TO YOU NOW!!1!

You can step outside your little world
You get to talk to a pretty girl
She’s everything you dream about

But don’t fall in love
She’s a beauty
She’s one in a million girls
One in a million girls
Why would I lie
Why would I lie?

Props to Mr. Crick of the Corp for the heads up.

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