Broken Toys

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HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

I’m sure when/if we finally invade North Korea and free its people, Michael Moore will show a movie where we have destroyed the halcyon carefree existence of a worker’s paradise.

At that time, it would behoove one to remember this. (Warning: link extremely graphic.)

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