Broken Toys

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CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN [Author: Eldin]

Preferably one not involved in a sex scandal at present.

A group of AO players has gotten together and formed a petition asking Funcom to postpone charging monthly fees, which began on July 9th.

So, if you feel that AO is a big, stinking pile of shit, and all indications are that many of you do, head on over.

In honor of Bastille Day, how about a little rebellion? It’s a good thing. Just ask Jefferson.

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