Better Dating Through Epics

Geek goddess (dude, she was on BBSs!) Felicia Day of “The Guild” explains how to attract women like Felicia Day in WoW.

Your set pieces need to match because I like a guy with detail. You don’t want to look haphazard. I understand when you’re leveling you need to take what you can get, but there are always ways to refine the way you look. So tailor your look so it is not horrible-looking together with your set pieces and your equipment. And I would say if you’re wearing a pink princess shield, that’s probably not a turn on.

This is what I like to call “unhelpful encouragement.” And why is it unhelpful to encourage? As always, Penny Arcade has the answer: