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A Brief Historical Update

Please note that the following battles never actually happened and update your histories accordingly: Battle of Pabianice (9/1939): The Polish army, under extreme pressure, punched the newly formed SS division "Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler" square in the face, to the point that regular Germany army troops had to

Scott Jennings May 9, 2020

And The Righteous And The Sinners Were All Destroyed In Fire

We trained for, we expected the missiles to come over the North Pole from the Soviet Union. Then when that no longer existed, we watched nervously over the Pacific, to China and North Korea. When the missiles slammed into our cities from submarines in the Atlantic, we were taken by

Scott Jennings May 7, 2020

The Corona Grift

We've had so much apocalyptic news hitting us every day, some falls through the cracks. I never noticed this hit the news, for example - it's the official report of Trump's business group put in charge of brainstorming how to "reopen the country&

Scott Jennings May 5, 2020

Make The Hurting Stop

Make The Hurting Stop

The media starting tomorrow needs to stop carrying Trump's COVID-19 press conferences live. 1) Trump's scripted-opening-which-is-read-in-a-bored-monotone-because-Trump-hates-working rarely has actual news, and if it does it usually leaks before hand. 2) The second part, where he takes questions and very rarely deigns to answer them, is a

Scott Jennings Apr 13, 2020

Everything's Great, Y'all

Note: Jared Kushner is directing the White House pandemic response. "The notion of the federal stockpile was it's supposed to be our stockpile. It's not supposed to be states stockpiles that they then use. Some governors you speak to or senators, and they don'

Scott Jennings Apr 2, 2020

He Knows, And You Don't

He Knows, And You Don't

Trump: I Don't Believe You Need That Many Ventilators - Politico He knows more than the experts, because he just does. He knows more about pandemics than scientists and doctors, because it's just common sense. He knows that hospitals don't need thousands of ventilators

Scott Jennings Mar 26, 2020

A Brief Historical Anecdote From China

In Qin dynasty China (221-206 BC), every day, workers were told to be on time or else they would be put to death. This was normal, as most punishments were harsh as to dissuade insubordination, so everyone lived with their heads bowed to the Emperor, as was thought proper. One

Scott Jennings Mar 23, 2020

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