As you may have seen from pretty much everywhere on the Interwebs, the Warhammer Online beta NDA has been lifted. Now that it has, I am finally authorized to announce, per express permission of Mark “Here To Fix Yer Gubbins” Jacobs:
I am not in the Warhammer Online beta.
Thank you for waiting until today for me to be able to announce this! In other vaguely Warhammer-related news, Shacknews reveals that only people who were NOT burned as heretics will have their names inscribed in the Book of Woe.