A Redford, Michigan man is tired of children getting in the way of his “Den of Love” with his wife and is telling his entire neighborhood about it.
No, wait. That doesn’t reach enough people. Let’s tell the entire Internet about it.
You know, maybe it’s just me, but this is not high on the list of things I’d want the Internet to know about.
Valentina’s reply was short and sweet, “You know what? He’ll live.”