Chuck Norris would like you to know that he did not in fact father the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
However, Vin Diesel does still randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun on his birthday.
Carry on.
Chuck Norris would like you to know that he did not in fact father the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
However, Vin Diesel does still randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun on his birthday.
Carry on.
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