You know that Dead Alewives sketch where that one guy keeps yelling “Roll to see if I’m getting drunk! Are there any GIRLS there?”
Yeah. There’s a game for him now. Dear God, it’s probably the worst RPG of all time. Even reading the review made me feel unclean.
But hey, it’s got a theme song!
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