OF COURSE, REALLY, YOU ARE *ALL* WINNERS. EXCEPT FOR YOU OVER THERE IN THE BLUE SHIRT. [Author: lum]

Here are the winners of The Contest!

DREAM CHEESY GAME FROM LUM: LogicalNonsense
DREAM DATE WITH DURGA: Senith
DREAM EMAIL FROM CALANDRYLL: Dr. TwisTer
DREAM DEATH FROM CE: UDL

Our thanks to all the winners, who are reminded that the legal system is really far too over-extended to justify frivolous lawsuits!