Once again we at Lum the Mad have laid waste to a perfectly innocuous message board. It seemed that someone followed the link I posted yesterday regarding the Avatar of Love and Purity and posted a juvenile flame involving me, my writing, the fact that in real life I look like a mutated cross between Jabba the Hutt and Andre the Giant, and muttered aspersions about computer programmers and my wife.
This prompted about 40,000 replies, all defending my better half’s honor to some degree. Her response was a quizzical “Huh? I mean, I’m no raving beauty but I don’t think anyone needs to put a bag over my head or anything…”
For the record, I like her, she likes me, and last time I checked, neither one of us were looking for dates. Now go make fun of someone else!