WHAT THE HELL, LET’S JUST CALL THIS LADYMOI WEEK. FREE TCHOTCHKES FOR *EVERYONE*!

There seems to be a religious debate going on over at Another Mad Tower’s message base over the unholy charms of LadyMOI. The truly scary thing, though, is that LadyMOI is right there swinging virtual fists with the best of them. When someone challenged her innate feminine superiority, she replied with this:

But you aren’t taking into account my super-powers!

Any good enchantress knows that looks are only part of it… Why, I compliment my exterior self with:

  • the power of being easily amused,
  • the power of no depth-perception which makes driving with me really fun,
  • the power of being indescriminately silly,

and last, but not least

  • the power of being able to drool on command (fun at -any- party)

As a package, you have to admit that it’s not half bad. 😉

Of course the most IMPORTANT power she failed to include was her secret weapon,

  • the power of an attractive woman paying attention to geeks instead of ridiculing them

I mean, people are lining up RIGHT NOW to see who can hack into Citibank and erase the balance due on her Visa card the fastest. Do people do that for Julia Roberts? Do they do that for Britney Spears? Noooooo.