I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT IF YOU SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE I’M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU. UNLESS YOU’RE FEMALE AND CUTE. THEN MY WIFE WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU.

And finally we have this. I’d like to comment, but words just fail.

i just had a dream about you… totally freaky

i can’t belive i forgot it, i was just thinking about it over at dinner. anyway this is wat i remember

It seems as though you were having a party. The reason for the party is the strange part, its like it changed halfway through the dream. first it was a meeting for some of your UO friends, later it turned into a meeting of your highschool friends or something like that. that was around the end of the dream where it changed.

anyway suddenly your webpage pop up, i can’t remember what the contents were, generally it was something about you making fun of some guy. later this guy appeared at the party.

scene change, top angled view of your house, a 1 storey bungalow with a pool. flash, back to that guy. he was joking around with some guys and you i think, i remember laughing.

suddenly, we’re in a minimart and the theme changed to the 2nd one. and i hear your voice speaking, i think. it was going something like…. “what to do when meeting ppl from highschool but can’t remember their names” and suddenly alot of ppl appear.

First, you see Helen Hunt, i almost woke up đŸ™‚
“something something something pretty lady”
next you see alot of other ppl i have no idea where i got their faces from
“something something soemthing big fat baldy”
“something something something sexy lady”
“something something something can’t remember anymore” then i woke up.

oh yea, the whole thing was in 1st person view, kinda like playing LumQuake without guns.

– H

Gee. That website seems …familiar, somehow.

(Note: In LumQuake your character spends most of its time staring at a computer screen, which makes LumQuake the first postmodern video game. Embrace the Dichotomy!)