Law And Order: Special ERP Unit

In the World of Warcraft, sexually based erotic roleplaying (ERP) is considered especially heinous. On the Moon Guard server, the dedicated game masters who investigate these vicious terms of service violations are members of an elite squad known as the Special ERP Unit.

These are their stories.

After the break, more with Law and Order: SEU and this week’s special guest, Britney Spears as Lauranthalassasaa Half-Vampire!

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  • Aufero

    Proof once again that the only difference between WoW and Second Life is the flying penises.  (Unless you count the new Recruit-A-Friend mount.)

  • Dan M

    Apparently they spawned in a couple of Doomguards and killed everyone in the Inn last night. That’s certainly an interesting way to start enforcement…

  • http://wowpanda.blogspot.com/ wowpanda

    This is so funny!  It definitely made my past WOW experience worth a while.  I do remember one day after a patch, most of the servers were down for a long time, and from time to time a few server will be up, and I created a new char to get in, and find the inn full of naked women.

  • http://geldonsgaming.blogspot.com geldonyetich

    Aufero: Proof once again that the only difference between WoW and Second Life is the flying penises.

    Nah, the difference between WoW and Second Life is that if you perform sexual emotes in public in WoW the GMs invoke punitive measures (that may include ganking your ass with doomguards) while if you perform sexual emotes in public in Second Life then you’re provided the means to charge IRL money for your services.

  • http://twitter.com/tpvincent Taylor Vincent

    Varendil from the Roleplayer’s Lament here. I can’t tell if that link is tacit approval of us or not. :P
    I must say, though. I demand either Ice-T or Sam Waterston in my Law and Order. The former wrote Cop Killer and the latter got me a great deal on some insurance, so I like them both.
     
    Beyond that, top-notch work!

  • Sine nomine

    Hah!  Dragonlance reference.
     
    I feel old and nerdy

  • http://twitter.com/TCF_Hardcover James Stephens

    Is it bad I heard the doink-doink from Law & Order when I read this? Especially considering I don’t even *watch* Law & Order?

  • http://twitter.com/tpvincent Taylor Vincent

    James Stephens: Is it bad I heard the doink-doink from Law & Order when I read this? Especially considering I don’t even *watch* Law & Order?

    Nope. We’re Pavlov’s dog at this point.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sheree.nikstaitis Sheree Nikstaitis

    I wasn’t even aware that this brand of RP had its own acronym nowadays.  Didn’t we formerly refer to this behavior as cyber sex and just lump everyone from the creepy IM people to the creepy RP people together in it for easy reference?

  • http://www.poesies.com Cedia

    Yes, Sheree.  Times have changed an awful lot.
    I played on Moon Guard back when it opened.  It was the best place to find good RP for a long time.  Then I quit WoW, and when I decided to come back to try again… well, it was to a very different Moon Guard.  I transferred off pronto.
    Roleplay is different in Warhammer.  ERP happens, but it takes place in private chat as it should, and people are respectful about it.  No naked dancing.  Then again, there is no dancing in WAR, but you can still strip your toon down to his/her skivvies.
    I am dreading what is going to happen in TOR.  I am salivating for that game, but I am also very afraid of the WoW population, and I know that they will be there.  :(

  • John Smith

    My thoughts exactly. I guess we are showing our age :/

  • Sok

    The RP variety was called TinySex, or TS, back in the day. Not that I’d know anything about that. Ahem.

    ERP sounds like gastrointestinal turbulence, which may be appropriate.
    Also, not sure if you should be trying to wear a sexy smirk when a saber’s cutting its way into your thigh.

  • VPellen

    Did Night Elf women always have Thunder Thighs?

  • bonedead

    So, I just opened the link from my blog to here, and I guess I was forwarded beyond your blog to some “danger danger!” website, thank chrome I has not been infectored!  And now I can’t get it to happen again.  /shrug

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  • http://www.whysohostile.com Cymbaline

    I had the same thing happen to me that Bonedead had happen to him.  It was some weird site like a.eeeo.com, or something.  I clicked my link to BrokenToys again and it worked, so I wondered if it wasn’t my imagination.  Running Firefox, and hopefully I wasn’t infected, either – nothing showed on the page.  If something does happen, at least it’s just the ol’ work computer.

  • Gnort

    There are some very odd links appearing before and after each page on this site. Based on their location (outside the html document) and content (eastern European porn that doesn’t involve tractors), it doesn’t look intentional. While most browsers are going to ignore this, it’s possible this is what bonedead stumbled upon. In any case, it may be a sign of deeper problems with WordPress or your hosting option.

  • Scott Jennings

    Yeah, I got hit with a wordpress exploit.

    http://wiki.mediatemple.net/w/WordPress_Redirect_Exploit

    Cleaning up now.

  • ethereal.wolf

    thank god for noscript

  • Melponeme_k

    I left WoW but the one thing I missed out on was taking the required “walk on the wild side” tour of Moonguard’s Goldshire Inn. It was the stuff of legend on the forums.

    Truthfully every Goldshire Inn on every WoW server is pretty rank.

  • http://Website Gx1080

    Can’t believe that I forgot to LAWL at this.