The Lidless Eye Of Derek Smart Sees Your Puny Attempts At LinkedIn Recommendations

What do you do when the community manager of the game you just took over locks your own thread?

Why, you go elsewhere, young man. YOU CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dr. Derek Smart. In case you were short of laundry to wash, we now have plenty.

Tip: If you take money from investors, at the very least, TELL THEM what you’re doing with their money and the asset they’ve burned millions on. Going behind their back, lying to them – because they don’t know any better and have NO experience in our biz – is only going to get you ousted and fired when someone decides to start ASKING the tough questions like, oh, I dunno, where’d four years and our money go and where’s the darn game?

I’m already a magnet for controversy and I don’t particularly want to take the focus off the task at hand to put it on “Derek Smart” because that would be unfair and distracting. Apart from the fact that many will try to make this “A Derek Smart thing” because that’s as much fun as poking a bear with a cattle prod and running into your mother-in-law’s bedroom.

HR managers are not idiots – especially in our industry. So the three of you can tool around with each other all day long, but my guess is that given how competitive the industry has become and how it is now focused (now more than ever) on hiring based on experience in *shipping* games, you guys will most likely never – ever – work in this industry again.

And those are not the only two instances. Over the past two years, everytime you guys burned through investor money (on God knows what), David has gone back to the investors telling them the game was going to be done THIS time, give us more money. He gets the money, then continues with the same schtick. As I said in my lengthy report to the investors, this whole thing has all the makings of a long con.

Then in the midst of all this, David tried to sell and/or license the game assets (I’m not even going to bother naming names at this point) behind the backs of investors, myself and the co-founder. It was that very last act that caused him to be fired and all three of you to be gone by the time the dust settled.

The day we found out – quite by accident – that Truegames had a team down in Chandler evaluating the game that David – even though he was told weeks before NOT TO DO IT – was trying to sign to them for pennies on the dolalr (a fire sale designed to cut the investors out and leave them hanging) – was the day I sent Jeff Luhan (who clearly had no idea what he was stepping into) a strongly worded email notifying him that David had no authority to act in that capacity on behalf of QOL and that we had NO interest in giving the game to them. He called his team back immediately. We fired David. An emergency session of the investors was then called.

And that is just one of many examples of the sort of mess that you guys put this company through.

There are police and FBI complaints filed by the investors, there is a lawsuit in the works etc. Go ahead, tell me you didn’t know anything about that. Nor the fact that not only was he siphoning money in order to overpay himself and his buddies, but also had an inexperienced family member – with *zero* industry qualifications – on the team *and* being paid higher than any other person *with* industry experience and qualifications. I fired that person as well as you well know.

All company bills (as you know since 3000AD paid you *your* last payment) thus far have been made out of an escrow account to which the investors put money to keep the company operating because they weren’t putting any money into an a/c that David and you lot had access to. As a result of the distaster you guys left behind, myself and the QOL co-founder (who has his own company to run and never planned for this) have ended up *running* QOL in order to keep the investors assets secure and the company running.

During all this, while he was complaining about not having enough money to operate, he was negotiating a buy out of his remaining shares in a ploy to abandon the team (who worked hard to make this game) and the company. We have all the emails and letters he was passing around the investors in order to get a golden parachute OUT of the company and AHEAD of the Mar 1st disaster he knew was going to come. I put a stop to that when I told the investors not to give him a dime and that the QOL team needed the money a lot more than Dave Allen did. Of course they listened to me.

For the record, David didn’t write a *single* line of game code for Alganon. I have access to all the SVN logs.

You’re a designer – with *near zero* experience. I’m a snr. developer who has actually developed engines (lots of them) and shipped games (lots of them). So unlike you [in-experienced] three, you can’t fool me – and that was David’s first mistake once I got involved in all this and at the request of the investors who own the company.

He flat out lied to me when we were talking about COLLABORATING in order to bring my games to a NETWORK because I didn’t want to build my own. He said you guys had tech that you clearly DID NOT HAVE.

There are thousands of MMO games out there that “plug in” to a network at no upfront costs to the developer.

(There are?)

THAT was what I was looking for. Thats what he told me you guys had. He lied about that too.

(Oh.)

And spare me the ego trip by telling me that I have access to “technologies” and whatnot. This is barely a *game* that I’m trying to save and in turn keep the HARD WORKING folks who built it, in their jobs for as long as I can and it has NOTHING to do with my games because if QOL dies, there is no network (which is what we’re now looking to build) and no game.

So go ahead, take pot shots, the facts don’t lie and more you three try to twist this, the more of it I will reveal in order to show a clear picture and pattern of conduct as to how you guys brought a company and millions in someone else’s money to the brink of disaster.

For the record, I am *not* proud to be making these posts but there isn’t anything here that isn’t already public knowledge either in legal briefs, police filings or elsewhere. I am not going to let David destroy yet another company by leaving a cloud of doubt, speculation and conjecture in his wake.

So yeah, go ahead and make it about Derek Smart; I could do with the added exposure so I can cut down on marketing costs.

Heck, I have team members flat out calling you a hack and having seen your working code and the mess you left behind, I have very little to disagree with. In fact, the entire networking layer (ACE!?!? who the frack uses ACE for a real-time game??!) – the staple of an MMO game – that you’ve been hacking for God knows how long, is going to be ripped out and tossed at some point because it is just a mess and the #1 cause of player angst in terms of gameplay sustainance. You can’t play an MMO game if you can’t connect, stay connected etc.

And just so you know, we had already decided to fire you right off the bat. You just made it happen quicker when you – against Greg and my instructions – gave David credentials and caused us problems. The plan all along was to fire you after the April launch. So don’t kid yourself. There is a reason why your termination notice said:

1.Insubordination. Ignoring directives from President & LLC Manager.
2.Breach of security protocols.
3.Lack of industry experience in the performance of a project of this scope.

You didn’t want to work for me, but when it came down to it, you were the one who came back to me asking to pay you when David – after having raided the bank accounts – refused to even pay you and Hue. So yeah, rail on me all you want, I could care less.

I HIGHLY recommend that we just stop now before someone really gets hurt.

But I don’t expect any of you to actually know any of this because if you had any experience in GAME DEVELOPMENT it would be obvious that you’re not going to be licensing out tech that is patently useless outside of the game that it was developed for. What were you guys going to do, go into the source code and doing a global S&R op to replace all occurences of “Alganon Editor” with “Awesome l33t QOL Editor”, build it and call it a day? Yah, I’m sure Jason would probably do just that.

In five months, come back and see how it’s done, m’kay? The team is going to FINISH the game and we’re going to help them do just that. And best thing is, they don’t have to go lying to investors to get the money to do it.

That all backfired because he severely underestimated me and the fact that I’ve done this for so long, I can see right through my eyelids. Blindfolded. In the dark.

Derek Smart: THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

  • Bleaktea

    You know, normally this sort of this would be devastating for someone’s career… but this sort of IS Derek Smart’s career. People don’t hire Derek Smart because they want a professional, they hire Derek Smart because they like explosions.

    He is spectacular. In the sense that he generates spectacle.

  • Vaxhacker

    I have to say, that thread delivers. And I only skimmed it.

  • Vetarnias

    At which point the lawyers come in and kick out all the fun.

    Come on, you know it’s heading that way.

  • Irenor

    I have to say, I have a new hero! :þ

  • http://www.opensourcedesigner.org DrewC

    I can see no possible downside or negative consequences to this course of action.

  • Comstar

    If you need to know what Renegade Commander Shepard would be like as a Software Designer, now we know. If he only bottle that drama into a workable game, no one will be able to stop him.

    ‘Corse getting anyone else to want to work with him might be a higher level of difficulty on the replay value.

  • Tiresias

    I honestly cannot believe that he can do something like this — in such an INCREDIBLY public manner — and still have a job. Unless, of course, this is EXACTLY the kind of behavior that QOL expected and desires.

    He’s right about one thing: he can cut his marketing costs. I know have Alganon “on my radar” of games to watch with curiosity; before I hadn’t even given it a passing glance.

    Good find here, Mr. Jennings.

  • TPRJones

    …I could care less…

    It’s “could NOT”. As in “I couldn’t care less”. Without the not you are saying you do care, when clearly you mean that you don’t.

    *sigh*

    I don’t know why that bugs me so much, but it does.

  • Iconic

    Well Derek writes a great rant, but based on the neutral observers and people who have worked with him, he seems to be largely wrong.

  • dartwick

    When you are a CEO and hire Derek do all the other CEOs look at you and say “wow you have brass balls.”

  • http://www.killtenrats.com Zubon

    This is much more exciting drama than we usually get.

  • http://dsob.wordpress.com geldonyetich

    I sort of have to respect Derek Smart’s perspecitve on the matter.

    Imagine you’ve been developed your own little brainchild for decades. You’ve long enjoyed the luxury of having cleared out all the kinks because you had complete and absolute control over your project and you didn’t balk on removing anything that got in your way.

    Then, one day, you’re invited to be in charge of an MMORPG development. Soon after you were put in the driver’s seat, you rapidly discover that this is a shoddy operation run by a guy who apparently wanted to make a cheap WoW knockoff while padding the wallets of some people he knew.

    Things could be worse. You’ve found that somehow this company did manage to hire some hard-working and dedicated individuals. However, compared to the docile environment you’re used to, it’s fairly clear that the only way you’re going to save this ship from sinking is with napalm.

    The company is getting a much-needed 180-degree turn. Whether it survives the momentum without being rent in half is yet to be seen.

  • http://haven.thratchen.com/ isildur

    I’m glad I live in a world where Derek Smart keeps getting jobs. It would be a flatter, duller world otherwise.

  • http://eatingbees.brokentoys.org Sanya

    It’s “could NOT”.As in “I couldn’t care less”.Without the not you are saying you do care, when clearly you mean that you don’t.*sigh*I don’t know why that bugs me so much, but it does.  

    You and me both.

  • JHB

    Hmmm. What mental image shall I interpose with this rant to make it more full-bodied?
    Let me see… ah! The Trailer Park Boys! Perfect.

  • Jiub

    I didn’t fully read the article, but I don’t like what game developers say about games like farmville, just because someone plays farmville doesn’t mean they don’t play any other games. The allure and popularity of farmville doesn’t really have to to with the fact that zynga pressures you into inviting your friends to play but how rewarding and quick it is. When I get home from a long day, it’s really nice just to sit at my computer for about 5 minutes and harvest my crops and gain XP and money. It’s like an ultra-casual WoW because it still has social elements but requires a lot less time unless you are an addict, and you don’t have to give zynga a dang cent for it if you really don’t want to. I have lots of friends who play farmville and similar games and *None* of them have spent any money on it.

  • Vetarnias

    @Jiub

    Derek Smart runs Farmville too? That manure could sure come in handy…

    But I agree with you in a way. There is a market for Farmville-type games, but I wouldn’t want it to turn into an industry standard — which is much the same problem I have with World of Warcraft.

  • http://tagn.wordpress.com/ wilhelm2451

    Wow, that thread just keeps on delivering. Somebody post a green card lawyers ad and some random Robert E. McElwaine-style capitalization and it would be just like Usenet in the mid 1990s.

  • Raad

    Goddamn, that man speaks sense. When your high.

  • Jiub

    @Vetarnias

    I totally agree. I got sick of MMOs awhile back because all the new games seem to think that they can only be successful by emulating WoW, which would really just hurt their business because if people wanted to play WoW or Farmville THEY WOULD BE PLAYING THEM, it really makes no sense. Developers should try to find their niches like the EvE and fallen earth guys. That’s the way you are going to make money in a market like this.

    Oh hehe I just realized my comments are in the wrong article, gah.

  • http://www.damnedvulpine.com/ J.

    Derek Smart, proving that disclosing everything over the Internet in as argumentative a fashion as possible is far better than actually winning the lawsuits that are supposedly already filed and public record.

    (Certainly drew more attention to Alganon than I thought it could ever possibly deserve, if for no other reason than any reasonable person would wonder how in the blue hell they’re going to relaunch a MMO that was planned to be a WoW knockoff from the get-go, in six more weeks, just because DEREK SMART said they had to.)

  • hkedi

    Derek Smart. Avatar of Sauron? Is it reckless to speculate? I think it is reckless to not ask these questions!

  • JuJutsu

    Goddamn, that man speaks sense. When your high.  [Quote this in reply]

    I knew there was something missing…

  • Freakazoid

    Here’s hoping he draws the ire of another coke machine.

  • Tremayne

    A while ago, I came to the conclusion that all project problems are, in the final analysis, people problems. In the case of Alganon – Oh, the people! Oh, the problems!

  • Aufero

    From a certain perspective, the internet is just a giant contest to see who can be the most obnoxious jackass.

    It’s always refreshing to see a washed up ex-contender stage a spectacular comeback.

  • http://gawaintheblind.com GTB

    I love Derek Smart so much. Finally something to entertain me. There was quite a dry spell after flagship went down where there was NO crazy video game industry shit to read and laugh about.

  • Flimgoblin

    It’s “could NOT”.As in “I couldn’t care less”.Without the not you are saying you do care, when clearly you mean that you don’t.*sigh*I don’t know why that bugs me so much, but it does.  

    Depends if it’s shorthand for “I could care less, but then I’d be dead”… but yeah it bugs me too ;)

  • Talorc

    He does make a damn good point about having actually created and *shipped* several games.

  • Drey

    You know, normally this sort of this would be devastating for someone’s career… but this sort of IS Derek Smart’s career.People don’t hire Derek Smart because they want a professional, they hire Derek Smart because they like explosions.He is spectacular.In the sense that he generates spectacle.  

    Derek Smart is the Michael Bay of game designers?

  • Vaxhacker

    So, a warning to anyone who is still following this, and reads the interview with Derek Smart on zam.com: Your mind, in fact, may explode. Take precautions.

  • Vleskoe

    I wonder how often Derek Smart exceeds the character limit of a field when using the internet?

  • ToeJob

    From a certain perspective, the internet is just a giant contest to see who can be the most obnoxious jackass. It’s always refreshing to see a washed up ex-contender stage a spectacular comeback.  [Quote this in reply]

    “I simply don’t have the time or patience for petty bickering when there is so much work to be done.” Pulled from the Alganon post by Smart.

    Game on!

  • Brask Mumei

    Derek Smart is the reason why there are character limits on fields in the internet.

  • Eternal N00b

    Derek Smart is the new Chuck Norris

  • http://www.arksark.org/blog/ Arkenor

    I feel rather remiss that I’d never even heard of the chap until this business. Reading his recent thread on the alganon forum, he seems a really rather rude and unpleasant man. Is he actually any good at what he does, or is it bluster?

    He seems to combine the absolute self-belief of Paul Barnett, with a disregard for anyone who isn’t Derek Smart.

    He also talks about himself in the third person more than is healthy.

  • Eric Bart

    Derek Smart’s communication was for the sake of clarification. And that is very admirable indeed, as well as the curious course of the conversation. Many a poster tried to flame-bait others, but Mister Smart actually succeeded in flame baiting himself. Not only does he point out all the flaws extensively, he also manages to come up with even more details just two posts later! One moment I thought I totally grokked the situation, then some random joe posts like two words and it’s enough incentive for Derek to clear up the total confusion that was clearly building up — and he smites it with precise explanatory work. You can’t outsmart Mr. Smart! He even works on his personal word count highscore.

    The three convicts: I say, off with their heads. There is no use for them anymore. For their future jobs they rather need muscles. Though one has to admit that its unfortunate that nature attached eyes to the head. I found them useful for watching TV which is an even more likely occupation. As accurate Mr. Smart is, he instructed all human resource people on the planet how to use that thing called
    Google. It is very true that the ALGANON players deserve open and honest communication, all the eight of them. Terrific. Now, I wonder what Mr. Smart would have written about the janitor in case he would have quit the job? I say, off with his head, too.

    Derek Smart can see through his lid. Everyone can see through him, so he can, too.

  • http://chrome.blogspot.com Chrome

    He’s wrong. HR managers are idiots. In fact the entire idea of even having HR as part of an efficient business model makes HR the very definition of idiocy.

    Who are they? They hire and fire people. How do they do that? We workers tell them who and why and how. What do they do, again?

  • Gx1080

    Wow. Got do admit, the man have a pair to be saying all that. Or just a high ego.

    I don’t like someone as egotistical, but direct confrontation is better than many of the “we can get fired if we offend someone” public annoucements of so many other companies. Besides, this is way too lulzy.

    Also, HR ARE idiots. Taking care that the precious Political Correctness isn’t broken isn’t a real job, is an annoyance.

  • sinij

    I’m glad I live in a world where Derek Smart keeps getting jobs.It would be a flatter, duller world otherwise.  

    I am considering subscribing (mind you, not playing) just to get entertainment flowing.

  • Brent Michael Krupp

    In fact the entire idea of even having HR as part of an efficient business model makes HR the very definition of idiocy.

    Sounds like someone who has never had a real job at a real company, and certainly has never been in management. You realize that if you say the wrong things in an interview or when you fire someone you can get shut down by lawsuits (and/or the EEOC)? Keeping abreast of those stupid rules and protecting the company from them is something real that HR does. Keeping track of all those benefits and such that keep people wanting (or able) to come to work is part of it, too. Also not something to skip if you want to stay in business.

    Sure, there’s stupid HR people but there’s stupid people at every level of any business. That doesn’t uniquely indict HR.

    On topic, Derek Smart is hilarious. Glad he washed up somewhere that he can entertain us again (if you didn’t live through the BC:3000 debacle, you missed out).

  • RedWick

    Derek Smart is the Michael Bay of game designers?  

    Nope. Uwe Boll.

  • Gx1080

    Is not fun when the crazy of Teh Intrawebs of the week doesn’t come here.

  • EpicSquirt

    That’s right. He is Batman.

  • Zuzax

    I can’t wait for the Death Star-sized rant explosion that occurs when Quest Online attempts to shed themselves of Derek Smart. This is just the trailer. That will be the 3D IMAX Feature event of meltdowns.

    That said, I can also see this being a sort of Producers-style con-job where Derek Smart provides their Franz Liebkind role, and the rest of the QOL LLC fill the Max Bialystock role.

  • http://kendricke.com Kendricke

    Nope. Uwe Boll.  [Quote this in reply]

    It’s not a bad analogy. Uwe Boll could also win arguments against newer film producers and directors by pointing out how many films he’s “shipped”.