When The Gormless Hell Did This Happen

by Scott Jennings on March 12, 2010

According to Massively, I’m a celebrity now.

NO.

{ 50 comments… read them below or add one }

TPRJones March 12, 2010 at 11:26 am  (Quote)

omg it’s LUM!!

Will you autograph my man-boobs?!

Elovia March 12, 2010 at 11:42 am  (Quote)

It’s only funny when it happens to someone else …

Aufero March 12, 2010 at 11:43 am  (Quote)

It’s all fun and games until someone becomes a celebrity.

gorion March 12, 2010 at 11:55 am  (Quote)

Well, you are actually pretty awesome) You have an interesting writing style, you write interesting and insightful stuff, sometimes full of teh lulz. Oh, and you have crosslinks to your blog from the sites of Raph Koster, Brian Green and other interesting persons… That pretty much qualifies you for a position of a gamedev celebrity.^^

ReptileHouse March 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm  (Quote)

Deep down, you knew it was going to happen as soon as that photographer realized you look good in a tie.

geldonyetich March 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm  (Quote)

Well, you know, you’ve had a Wikipedia entry for awhile. You might as well wake up and smell the coffee that you’re well-known enough for at least a minor celebrity status. That what separates a celebrity from a normal Joe is a whole lot of mass delusion is hardly your fault.

Dave Toulouse March 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm  (Quote)

Sorry but you don’t get to say a word about it.

You are now officially public property.

It can’t be THAT bad … I guess … So when does the sex tape comes out?

Stabs March 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm  (Quote)

I’m looking forward to the celebrity reality TV show, hope you get Angelina Jolie on your desert island, bud.

Josh Drescher March 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm  (Quote)

At long last, NOW is the time to put my autographed copy of “Massively Multiplayer Games for Dummies” on eBay!

Josh Drescher March 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm  (Quote)

@Stabs – I would watch the CRAP out of a reality show that took various luminaries from the MMO industry and locked them all on an island until they successfully developed a new game. It would be the most violent thing in the history of television.

Amber March 12, 2010 at 12:50 pm  (Quote)

Of course you’re a celebrity silly! Why else would I have all those photos of you in my candle-lit basement shrine? Oh and you should really change your shampoo, I noticed a little dandruff on last night’s hair clipping. It’s because I CARE about you!!

Not One Of Us March 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm  (Quote)

Well hell, I follow you and I hate mumorpergers. Is that not celebrity status?

Ingmar March 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm  (Quote)

Wow, my first celebrity Steam buddy.

Now that you’re some kind of big shot celebrity you should release a game!

Naladini March 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm  (Quote)

This is what happens when you wear a tie in public….

Andy O. March 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm  (Quote)

To this day you’re still on my top-10 list of “famous” people I’d like to meet who may not qualify as your typical “famous”. Most are video game industry types.

Already crossed of Nolan Bushnell, and Wil Wright.

As I recall Lum the Mad was number 3 behind… God I forget, I wrote the list in like 1998.

Carson March 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm  (Quote)

Protest all you like, you know it’s true. You’re almost as famous as Prokofy Neva.

Merkwurdigliebe March 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm  (Quote)

I predicted this back when I found good advice on some Daggerfall website.

Ingmar March 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm  (Quote)

Carson :
Protest all you like, you know it’s true. You’re almost as famous as Prokofy Neva.

Man, I thought my comment was mean…

Gx1080 March 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm  (Quote)

You are not gonna put a spacesuit and go off the planet, do you?

RIckard March 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm  (Quote)

techincally they called you a “commentators that later move into an official capacity” but you will always be a celebrity to me!

Freakazoid March 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm  (Quote)

I’ve always felt you underestimate your popularity within the online gaming sphere, but that link is probably a quick marketing tactic by massively to promote your recent articles.

Scott Jennings March 12, 2010 at 3:28 pm  (Quote)

Freakazoid :
that link is probably a quick marketing tactic by massively to promote your recent articles.

…that I write for a competitor.

FIENDISH of them!

Eric Heimburg March 12, 2010 at 4:12 pm  (Quote)

Time to break out the sex scandal, and then you can publish the memoir about your rise and fall!

Eliot Lefebvre March 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm  (Quote)

Sorry, except not.

Skelanth March 12, 2010 at 6:09 pm  (Quote)

Lum will lead us to the promised MMO. Have no doubt.

JuJutsu March 12, 2010 at 6:37 pm  (Quote)

Eric Heimburg :Time to break out the sex scandal, and then you can publish the memoir about your rise and fall!

Doesn’t he have to do a stint in some sort of rehab before the memoir?

Lorekeep March 12, 2010 at 6:41 pm  (Quote)

Celebrity isn’t something you obtain… it’s something you’re given!

Toastrider March 12, 2010 at 6:42 pm  (Quote)

Maybe he could team up with Yahtzee Croshaw to defeat a common enemy, like in the comics!

Tateru Nino March 12, 2010 at 7:43 pm  (Quote)

@Toastrider I think first we’ll want to reboot the series, maybe with a modified origin sequence for Lum that retcons all the kebabs :)

CmdrSlack March 12, 2010 at 7:43 pm  (Quote)

And to think that all of this started with a simple bagel.

I thought the fact that Richard Bartle used an old article of mine as a reading assignment for one of his classes was cool. This is pretty nifty, simply because you really deserve some recognition as an all-around excellent person.

Scrote March 12, 2010 at 7:51 pm  (Quote)

If I didn’t know that was you I would think they used stock photography. That photo looks totally like something from Corbis.
Keywords: Smiling, Businessman

hkedi March 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm  (Quote)

JuJutsu :

Eric Heimburg :Time to break out the sex scandal, and then you can publish the memoir about your rise and fall!

Doesn’t he have to do a stint in some sort of rehab before the memoir?

I see something more along the lines of a hilariously gruesome vehicular accident. Like running down the entire EA board of directors in a plane that he somehow didn’t get off the ground. Shouting the entire time… well… you know…

(yes I know all about what happened with the disturbed man and the IRS building in Austin recently, the joke was too good to give up)

Freakazoid March 13, 2010 at 12:15 am  (Quote)

Scott Jennings :

Freakazoid :that link is probably a quick marketing tactic by massively to promote your recent articles.

…that I write for a competitor.
FIENDISH of them!

It’s hard for me to tell the difference between mmo-based news websites when I’m posting at the speed of light. I have important things to do and not enough time to make posts! But now that leaves me more confused.

Maybe the guy saw your articles and went “well hmm now I need to make an article, let’s see, maybe I’ll just mention that guy and go ‘what do you guys think?’ hell yeah I’m a genius”

Mahon March 13, 2010 at 3:52 am  (Quote)

Is it time to come out of the wood work and claim i’m having your child?

Tremayne March 13, 2010 at 4:04 am  (Quote)

Dave Toulouse :
It can’t be THAT bad … I guess … So when does the sex tape comes out?

Nurse! Two litres of mental bleach, STAT!

Eliot Lefebvre March 13, 2010 at 11:47 am  (Quote)

Maybe the guy saw your articles and went “well hmm now I need to make an article, let’s see, maybe I’ll just mention that guy and go ‘what do you guys think?’ hell yeah I’m a genius”

Or maybe I think Scott Jennings has an entertaining personality and doesn’t inspire the sort of bile-spewing vitriol that, say, Bill Roper’s picture would generate.

Just thinking out loud here.

GTB March 13, 2010 at 4:59 pm  (Quote)

Hey, try and remember all the little people that helped you get to where you are today.

I wonder how many people who read that article will think that’s a picture of Richard Garriott, since hes the only person mentioned by name in the text of the article.

Does this means its all hookers and blow from here on out?

dartwick March 13, 2010 at 7:35 pm  (Quote)

Well the definetion of “celebrity” is “famous.” And you are fairly famous among MMO geeks.

This shouldnt be a surprise.

Richard Bartle March 14, 2010 at 4:38 am  (Quote)

If you don’t like the idea of being a celebrity, see how it feels when people stop calling you one.

Been there, done that.

Richard

Arrakiv March 14, 2010 at 11:47 am  (Quote)

GASP! I’ve talked over beers with a celebrity!?

I HAD NO IDEA!

Anyway, yeah, I guess you’re fairly well known among certain crowds.

Boanerges March 14, 2010 at 1:10 pm  (Quote)

You’re looking at this all wrong. I mean, where else can you find yourself in a tag list with Richard Garriott and Brad Pitt? I think your boss should make you a community manager for this (I mean, who can argue with an MMO star?)

geldonyetich March 14, 2010 at 5:42 pm  (Quote)

Now that Lum is a household name, he just needs to find an MMORPG being made about Russian tractors and he is set.

GTB March 15, 2010 at 4:51 am  (Quote)

geldonyetich :
Now that Lum is a household name, he just needs to find an MMORPG being made about Russian tractors and he is set.

“Scott Jennings’s Tractortopia”

Hell, now that I think about it, he could shill his name out for all kinds of shit.

“Scott Jennings’s Aftershave”
“Scott Jennings’s World Of Pets”
“Scott Jennings’s Deus Ex 3″

Njal March 15, 2010 at 5:46 am  (Quote)

Of course Lum’s a celebrity. He even had a comic about him a while back.

Chrome March 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm  (Quote)

Whatever… Have all of you forgotten Wirehead?

No one will ever replace Wirehead.

Oh look an Internet celeb. / scampers off!

Zuzax March 16, 2010 at 12:28 am  (Quote)

Does this mean you are now peers with Derek Smart, who is also a noted industry “personality”?

Congratulations, sort of.

Recursion March 16, 2010 at 9:47 am  (Quote)

Bring back old school ltm!!!! This site was better when it had your ultima online avatar In the logo!!!! Sellout!!!!
:)

Patrick Rogers March 16, 2010 at 10:12 am  (Quote)

It wont be long until I can sell this lock of your hair…

JC Hewitt March 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm  (Quote)

Lum is the Julia Allison of MMOs.

root March 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm  (Quote)

Grats on your ding!

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