Email to an emailing list set up quickly for the survivors of Monday’s purge: “So let’s all get together tomorrow afternoon and compare notes.”
Me: “OK, if I can get there, since I’m currently sitting in a dentist’s chair and can’t feel my jaw.”
Matthew Weigel: “Pics or it didn’t happen.”
Me: (shrugs) “OK, you asked for it.” (flips iPhone around, takes extremely unflattering self portrait with numbed-open jaw)
Eric Kearns: “I present: Lum the Vlad!”

If I cross my arms, you can't see me.
Jon Jones: “I went with a different approach.”

This should help with my new career as a Vegas lounge singer.
Everyone: “Those are great! You should post those on your blog!”
Me: “Sure, it’s not like I’m looking for work or anything!”


#1 by JuJutsu on October 28th, 2009
‘Lol’ doesn’t do my laughter justice.
#2 by Matthew Weigel on October 28th, 2009
I refuse to take any blame for this.
#3 by Ravious on October 28th, 2009
Lum the Crunk made my day.
#4 by Eric Kearns on October 28th, 2009
It had to be done – my Terry Gilliam super fast photoshop sludge!
#5 by geldonyetich on October 28th, 2009
I’m not sure which of the two I’d be more afraid of encountering in a dark alley.
#6 by Jon Jones on October 28th, 2009
Finally the world knows exactly the way in which Lum rolls.
#7 by bonedead on October 29th, 2009
Talk about an OG