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Blizzard Downs Uwe Boll, No Loot But Gains Both Gamer And Moviegoer Rep
Sometimes you can’t make up stuff this good.
“I got in contact with Paul Sams of Blizzard, and he said, ‘We will not sell the movie rights, not to you…especially not to you,’” Boll revealed.
I dunno, I almost can see what he’d come up with, you know.
Could happen. (Via RPS)
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about 2 years ago
If you’re putting Paris Hilton in the movie poster then I belive the title is spelled: “For the Whored”
about 2 years ago
I’ve met the man. He honestly does believe, or acts like he fervently believes, that he is making good movies. He’s surrounded by people who are riding him as long as he keeps getting publishing deals who are *telling him* he is making good movies. His whole operation stinks.
about 2 years ago
“I need the normal audience.”
I’m pretty sure the normal audience isn’t going to pay to see BloodRayne III: The Sucking.
about 2 years ago
I like the poster – I’d pay a lot to see Harlan Ellison’s response to Uwe Boll asking about a script.
about 2 years ago
Metzger, you just got the best line for April!
about 2 years ago
“I’m pretty sure the normal audience isn’t going to pay to see BloodRayne III: The Sucking.”
No, but I’ll take five minutes out of my life to search google for a couple pics.
about 2 years ago
Sounds like Uwe just wanted to keep visible between rounds of funding and 50 % tax writeoffs the German government. I’ve read that his next shelter, er, movie will be based on Postal.
about 2 years ago
You’d think Germany would be broke by now with all the money they waste on him.
about 2 years ago
Hey, someone’s paying for all those scheiße videos.
about 2 years ago
As I understand it the tax loophole has been closed. This is why his most recent offering, Far Cry, is not getting a wide release to my knowledge. His movie before this, In the Name of the King (the Dungeon Siege movie), somehow managed to procure a $60 million dollar budget and still look like something the Sci Fi channel would scoff at. His film before that, Postal, I do not believe got, nor will receive, a wide release. However I have heard people say, quite seriously, that they enjoyed Postal on a level beyond howling with laughter about how horrible it was so it may be his most successful movie in that regard. Of course since he followed it up with ItNotK, and now Far Cry, he has proven that that was really just a blip and not a change of pace.
about 2 years ago
There is a god… Uwe Boll needs someone to tell him to stop because his movies are complete shit.
about 2 years ago
director of photography Bruce S. Woodcock
Sir Bruce!
about 2 years ago
I tried to watch Alone in the Dark, but at one point my eyes sucked themselves back into my head in a feeble attempt to protect my delicate brain meats from further harm.
Ewe Boll is the worst filmmaker to grace the playing field — and he’s not even eccentric-fun bad like Ed Woods. He’s just bad bad. Which of course means in 10 years he’ll have a cult following.