Perhaps, With Luck, They Can Destroy Each Other. In Fire.


Step 1: John Romero takes on Mike Wilson.

People are now starting to get a clue about how Mr. Wilson operates. Hey everyone, he hasn’t changed in over 10 years – these are the kinds of jackass stunts he pulled at Ion Storm with Daikatana. Remember the bitch ad? Yeah. He also ran ads (“image ads”) that just had pictures of Ion Storm founders, himself and our COO. That was just the beginning of his madness.

Step 2: Mike Wilson strikes back.

I’m also grateful for your concern over my incessant partying, which has somehow led me to be married to the same beautiful woman for 17 years now, while raising two incredible daughters together. You should maybe try the partying, since your unparalleled work ethic and strong character has (just in the time I’ve known you) left only a bloody trail of ex-wives, fatherless kids, and ill advised breast implants strewn across this fair nation, even before you flew all the way to Romania for your latest wife. If she’s not still around, let me know, and I’ll see if I can pick another one up for you here in Russia.

Step 3: Tom Cruise saves us all.

I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that. You know what I mean? I mean, that’s what I want it to be. That’s how, there’s times I want to do that but I can’t because I know. I know. So, you know I have to do something about it. It’s not, you know you can sit here wish it was different and then you look at it and you go “Okay, this is it.” You know, I have to do something, don’t I? I have to do it, because I can’t live with myself if I don’t. That really is it.

  1. #1 by D-0ne on January 19th, 2008

    Clash of the “We can do and say whatever the Hell we want” crowd.
    Every industry has them (the gaming industry more than most, from what I’ve seen) I’ve worked for many such people.

    In person they are very nice and likable people I’m sure, but that just gives them “capital” to be some of the most evil, immoral, unethical, stab you in the back, cover their own ass first, fuck heads on the planet.

  2. #2 by 3 Stacked Midgets on January 19th, 2008

    BUDDY CANT SUPERFLY LEAVE WITHOUT I

  3. #3 by Sanya on January 19th, 2008

    What I enjoy is looking around the current game industry trying to identify the people who will be writing these letters ten years from now.

  4. #4 by John P on January 19th, 2008

    Wow. Just wow.

  5. #5 by hellfire on January 19th, 2008

    You mock, but Tom Cruise’s witchcraft will save us all someday. Just you wait.

    I heard once that if you say his name three times into a mirror he’ll come to your house and offer you and your family a complimentary detoxification.

  6. #6 by Boanerges on January 19th, 2008

    Took me a minute to remember who John Romero was.

    The scary thing is that Tom Cruise, for being a rich Hollywood nutcase, would fit in perfectly with the MMO crowd.

  7. #7 by Bonedead on January 19th, 2008

    Jesus Christ, Tom Cruise sure is friggin crazy.

  8. #8 by J. on January 20th, 2008

    I believe Mike Wilson this time around.

  9. #9 by J. on January 20th, 2008

    Plus, right before blasting Mike, old John claimed he got his WoW account hacked and shut down.

  10. #10 by Apache on January 20th, 2008

    GoD had the best press events. Some of its marketing practices were silly but they really knew how to throw a party.

  11. #11 by J. on January 20th, 2008

    Their parties were fine, but they spent a lot of money on free beer and pizza and jumbotron rental for a bunch of games that were rather mediocre. JeffK put it best.

    That said, they’d probably still be in business had Max Payne come out on time or Duke Nukem Whenever came out at all. Calling Take 2 “investors” is a little weird considering that Mike was the one carrying a cross around with the T2 logo on it at their last E3.

  12. #12 by Gawain The Blind on January 20th, 2008

    Its times like these that we need Derek Smart to be the voice of reason in our darkest hour.

  13. #13 by J. on January 20th, 2008

    OH NO YOU DINT

  14. #14 by Toastrider on January 21st, 2008

    Great, now I have an image of Derek Smart opening the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.

    Or trying to, anyways. Or just whacking it against a Coke machine, yelling ‘Open, dammit, open!’

    –TR

  15. #15 by Njal on January 21st, 2008

    Did somebody say Derek Smart?

  16. #16 by J. on January 21st, 2008

    He’s already posted in the Star Trek Online comments thread, you morons.

  17. #17 by hellfire on January 21st, 2008

    If his name is uttered a third time will he be re-imprisoned in a small model of a quaint New England town?

    That could really apply to any of the dramatis personae herin, I guess. Take your pick.

  18. #18 by Jeff Freeman on January 21st, 2008

    This is the reason why every traffic accident backs-up traffic for miles as everyone has to slow down and get a good look at the carnage.

    So by the time I finally get up there for my turn, they’ve already cleared-away the bodies and I don’t get to see anything.

    BEEP! BEEP!

    C’mon, people! MOVE! I can’t see anything from back here.

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