In The Grim Future Of Hello Kitty, There Is Only War
January 18th, 2008
As a protest against assault weapons bans, one rifle enthusiast in California decided to create a weapon that would “alleviate the fears of (his) fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when (he) put together a new AR-15 for (his) wife.”
Wow, that’s certainly put to rest any fears I had that he was crazy.
I would run from any soldier brandishing that rifle. Any man brandishing that is fucking secure in himself.
Well, I mean, moreso than a regular assault rifle.
I’m holding out for the Teletubbies grenade launcher.
I want one. Seriously.
Guns dont kill people. People with Hello Kitty guns kill people.
I bought my daughter a Heckler & Koch EZ-bake Oven for Christmas last year.
I like Jessica’s idea more. The Alexandra gay army weapons will conquer the world.
This paint detail should be required to sell arms from the US to other countries.
Want.
The only way this story gets more ironic is if he made one featuring care bears.
oh, I thought that was the legendary hunter weapon from Sunwell
I suppose this could be considered an example of Neil Young’s “kinder, gentler machine gun hand.”
Heh. Reminds me of some of the paint schemes for these rifles:
http://www.crickett.com/CrickettRifle/crickettrifle.html
–TR
That is the most fearsome weapon I have ever laid my eyes upon.
Wait, no, I take it back. The rifle had the pistol grip removed to fit California’s backward gun laws. DO NOT WANT.
http://www.orbisgames.com/teletubbyrpg.jpg <= I have one already jessica
Isn’t that the gun Hitchcock used?