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In The Grim Future Of Hello Kitty, There Is Only War

January 18th, 2008

As a protest against assault weapons bans, one rifle enthusiast in California decided to create a weapon that would “alleviate the fears of (his) fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when (he) put together a new AR-15 for (his) wife.”

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  1. Ironwood
    January 18th, 2008 at 10:35 | #1

    Wow, that’s certainly put to rest any fears I had that he was crazy.

  2. ahoythematey
    January 18th, 2008 at 10:39 | #2

    I would run from any soldier brandishing that rifle. Any man brandishing that is fucking secure in himself.

  3. ahoythematey
    January 18th, 2008 at 10:40 | #3

    Well, I mean, moreso than a regular assault rifle.

  4. Jessica Mulligan
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:10 | #4

    I’m holding out for the Teletubbies grenade launcher.

  5. Anti-Bunny
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:18 | #5

    I want one. Seriously.

  6. Recursion
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:38 | #6

    Guns dont kill people. People with Hello Kitty guns kill people.

  7. chabuhi
    January 18th, 2008 at 12:49 | #7

    I bought my daughter a Heckler & Koch EZ-bake Oven for Christmas last year.

  8. January 18th, 2008 at 13:49 | #8

    I like Jessica’s idea more. The Alexandra gay army weapons will conquer the world.

  9. January 18th, 2008 at 14:45 | #9

    This paint detail should be required to sell arms from the US to other countries.

  10. January 18th, 2008 at 16:34 | #10

    Want.

  11. Boanerges
    January 18th, 2008 at 18:28 | #11

    The only way this story gets more ironic is if he made one featuring care bears.

  12. Jeremy2020
    January 18th, 2008 at 20:22 | #12

    oh, I thought that was the legendary hunter weapon from Sunwell

  13. Guildrum
    January 18th, 2008 at 22:50 | #13

    I suppose this could be considered an example of Neil Young’s “kinder, gentler machine gun hand.”

  14. Toastrider
    January 19th, 2008 at 08:41 | #14

    Heh. Reminds me of some of the paint schemes for these rifles:

    http://www.crickett.com/CrickettRifle/crickettrifle.html

    –TR

  15. January 19th, 2008 at 13:29 | #15

    That is the most fearsome weapon I have ever laid my eyes upon.

  16. Anti-Bunny
    January 20th, 2008 at 13:37 | #16

    Wait, no, I take it back. The rifle had the pistol grip removed to fit California’s backward gun laws. DO NOT WANT.

  17. January 23rd, 2008 at 18:40 | #17

    http://www.orbisgames.com/teletubbyrpg.jpg <= I have one already jessica

  18. Alleviate
    April 18th, 2008 at 21:35 | #18

    Isn’t that the gun Hitchcock used?

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