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In The Grim Future Of Hello Kitty, There Is Only War


As a protest against assault weapons bans, one rifle enthusiast in California decided to create a weapon that would “alleviate the fears of (his) fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when (he) put together a new AR-15 for (his) wife.”

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  1. #1 by Ironwood on January 18th, 2008

    Wow, that’s certainly put to rest any fears I had that he was crazy.

  2. #2 by ahoythematey on January 18th, 2008

    I would run from any soldier brandishing that rifle. Any man brandishing that is fucking secure in himself.

  3. #3 by ahoythematey on January 18th, 2008

    Well, I mean, moreso than a regular assault rifle.

  4. #4 by Jessica Mulligan on January 18th, 2008

    I’m holding out for the Teletubbies grenade launcher.

  5. #5 by Anti-Bunny on January 18th, 2008

    I want one. Seriously.

  6. #6 by Recursion on January 18th, 2008

    Guns dont kill people. People with Hello Kitty guns kill people.

  7. #7 by chabuhi on January 18th, 2008

    I bought my daughter a Heckler & Koch EZ-bake Oven for Christmas last year.

  8. #8 by wowpanda on January 18th, 2008

    I like Jessica’s idea more. The Alexandra gay army weapons will conquer the world.

  9. #9 by Ken Sykora on January 18th, 2008

    This paint detail should be required to sell arms from the US to other countries.

  10. #10 by Amber on January 18th, 2008

    Want.

  11. #11 by Boanerges on January 18th, 2008

    The only way this story gets more ironic is if he made one featuring care bears.

  12. #12 by Jeremy2020 on January 18th, 2008

    oh, I thought that was the legendary hunter weapon from Sunwell

  13. #13 by Guildrum on January 18th, 2008

    I suppose this could be considered an example of Neil Young’s “kinder, gentler machine gun hand.”

  14. #14 by Toastrider on January 19th, 2008

    Heh. Reminds me of some of the paint schemes for these rifles:

    http://www.crickett.com/CrickettRifle/crickettrifle.html

    –TR

  15. #15 by Jeremy Williams on January 19th, 2008

    That is the most fearsome weapon I have ever laid my eyes upon.

  16. #16 by Anti-Bunny on January 20th, 2008

    Wait, no, I take it back. The rifle had the pistol grip removed to fit California’s backward gun laws. DO NOT WANT.

  17. #17 by Shannon on January 23rd, 2008

    http://www.orbisgames.com/teletubbyrpg.jpg <= I have one already jessica

  18. #18 by Alleviate on April 18th, 2008

    Isn’t that the gun Hitchcock used?

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