Jeff Freeman takes my ball, runs it 95 yards into the end zone, spikes it, dances, and sings dramatically. (Webcam footage here.)

(I have to differ with the ironic “quotes” crediting ‘Scott Jennings’ “friend”. The “friend” in question actually said that, really!

I have friends.

Honest.

Sad face.

I don’t have to rent them or anything.

OK, I’m done.)

Edit: apparently my PvP insights are too hardcore for mixbook. You can see the galley proofs at Jeff’s site.