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August 23rd, 2007

For example, if you need a ‘new’ name for your guild.

I like “Bat Reason”, myself.

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  1. JuJutsu
    August 23rd, 2007 at 15:58 | #1

    Dibs on Elites of Origami Suicide Renegades!

  2. UnionCarbide
    August 23rd, 2007 at 16:16 | #2

    I’m naming my next guild VOODOOMOOSEDEUCE.

  3. Brandon Reinhart
    August 23rd, 2007 at 16:20 | #3

    Keepers of the Obsidian Pajamas!

  4. August 23rd, 2007 at 16:44 | #4

    More evidence that Nick Yee hates you all and only aims to make fun of you.

  5. Soulflame
    August 23rd, 2007 at 17:57 | #5

    Python? That’s just not right.

  6. Staryx
    August 23rd, 2007 at 19:08 | #6

    Order of the Overcaffeinated Vendor

    Raiders of the Disposable Assassins

    Justiceleague of Hells Lost Army

    The Gnomish Republican War

    Nirvana of Gnomish Faith

    The Descendants of Ingratus Company

    The Crusaders of Lions Danish

    Death Carebears

    Hmmm, needs less uppercase letters and more guild names without spaces to be TRULY WoW.

  7. TPRJones
    August 23rd, 2007 at 19:42 | #7

    Philosophers of the Flaming Bangbus – I think I’ve seen that movie.

    Lower Burning Circle of Fire – I think they make a cream for that.

  8. August 24th, 2007 at 04:12 | #8

    I like “Rogue Allah”

  9. Kaalinn
    August 24th, 2007 at 04:26 | #9

    I must’ve hit the Sarcasm button somewhere, because i got…

    Clan of Elitist Stormwind Knights (no explanation needed)

    Orphans of Hollow Crusade (as seen in lots of MMOs, complaining how Burning Crusade ruined WoW and that’s why theyre playing the game you see them in now)

    Vanguard Guild (because fanboys need to go SOMEWHERE)

    Though “Minions of the Pure Metal” actually is a pretty sweet guildname if you can find a guild with the same musical taste.

  10. daslog
    August 24th, 2007 at 06:29 | #10

    I always liked “Cult of the Mongbat”

  11. DaveN
    August 24th, 2007 at 07:45 | #11

    As a Texan, how could I not name my guild “BEERKICKERS”

    [cartman]Totally sweet. [/cartman]

  12. Mr_PeaCH
    August 24th, 2007 at 10:32 | #12

    Torn between…

    Ravens of Chuck Norris

    and

    GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN

  13. =j
    August 24th, 2007 at 10:54 | #13

    The Rivers of Thralls Ale
    Dragon Bears
    The Hammer of Classic Sense
    The Woot
    Mounted Squirrels
    COLDFARTED

    and some are more than a little risque:
    Inches of Huge Vaginus
    The Bareback Guard

  14. Octopaganini
    August 24th, 2007 at 12:52 | #14

    I am truly torn between:

    Riders of the Amish Zurich

    and

    Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

    Of course, there is the guild that sends all the cyberseks Night Elves running:

    The Tainted John!!!!

  15. chabuhi
    August 24th, 2007 at 13:07 | #15

    Wizards of Conflicting Agendas …

    (I see what I did there.)

  16. Wanderer
    August 24th, 2007 at 13:54 | #16

    Being in a guild that is considering renaming itself, I actually found that useful. Inner Conflict would be perfect for us!

    The Spartans … I believe there are two guilds by that name on my server, neither of them spelled correctly.

    A few good ones:

    Fists of Enternal Bunnies
    Order of Mad Cow Power
    Invalid Shuil (insert new shuil and press any key to continue)
    Knights of Power Word Knockers
    Knights of Maple Leaf Slayer (PvPers who target Canadians?)
    Chocolates Avengers (My name is Whitman. You ate my Raspberry Creme. Prepare to die.)
    The Cry of Rebel Matter (I am not a number! I am a free electron!)
    The Dead Panda Riders
    Ravagers of Human Slayer Squishers (which side are they on?)

    Yes, I am easily amused.

  17. DaveN
    August 24th, 2007 at 14:42 | #17

    You know, though, I still like my actual guild name: Orgrimmar Bowling League. Of course, it sounds like it came right off the list…

  18. August 24th, 2007 at 14:51 | #18

    Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

    See, they’re just trying way too hard.

  19. Boanerges
    August 26th, 2007 at 18:59 | #19

    While we’re on the truth in naming kick

    Legion of Gratuitous Free Time
    Keepers of Super Best Azeroth (”We not farm gold”)
    Ownerers Zion (”we pwn u in teh pvpz lol”)
    Cheap Legion (”Who says you can’t raid AQ40 in cloth gear?”)
    The Guild (”Everyone wants to join us”)
    The Ping (”If you’re over 100 don’t apply”)
    New Life (”We die for your sins”)
    The Mistaken
    Disgruntled Followers (”We Know Drama”)
    The Protectors of Xxxhorde Stormwind (”Founded by Miarose”)
    CRUSH (”HORDE BAD”)
    The Knights of Porcelain Oblivian (”A royal flush!”)

  20. August 26th, 2007 at 22:23 | #20

    Poison Hotpockets made me LOL for real.

  21. Ryuujin
    August 27th, 2007 at 02:16 | #21

    Some of the highlights I saw:

    Soldiers of Canadian Downfall
    Waste of the VíRulent Fighters
    Blessings of the Knights Ftl
    Daily Ravager
    The Ragelove Fodder
    Fellowship of the Bionic Warriors
    The Crusade of Gnome Baconface
    Beaver Empire

  22. Shrike90
    August 27th, 2007 at 12:56 | #22

    League of Deadly Hookers was pretty strong, although I’m gonna remember GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN for a future beta.

  23. Etain P
    August 27th, 2007 at 20:04 | #23

    Okay I have to add a few here:

    Dark Darkness (must be emo)
    Teen Hunter (soon to be profiled on To Catch a Predator)

    Mai Rose Guilds:

    The Steel Pokus
    Beaver Alliance
    Burning Clam
    Drunken Penetration
    Notorious Muffins

    wtf?
    Protectors of Shaky Pudding Runners
    Vanguard of the Pie Catchers
    The Smoketard Bunnie Fist
    Blades of Funk Soul Sanctus

  24. aozora
    August 28th, 2007 at 08:15 | #24

    The Luminarium … interesting ….

  25. Ardanna
    August 29th, 2007 at 01:15 | #25

    I dunno…I’m kinda partial to this one:

    Stormtroopers of Exalted Suck

  26. August 29th, 2007 at 16:45 | #26

    im with this: “Cult of the Mongbat” – werd :D

    //A

  27. August 30th, 2007 at 06:38 | #27

    Dibs on “The Beer Knights”! :D

  28. Fraeg
    September 5th, 2007 at 17:24 | #28

    pretty straightforward, but this one just really caught my eye.

    The Bad Squirrels

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