Broken Toys

Dibs on Elites of Origami Suicide Renegades!

I’m naming my next guild VOODOOMOOSEDEUCE.

Keepers of the Obsidian Pajamas!

More evidence that Nick Yee hates you all and only aims to make fun of you.

Python? That’s just not right.

Order of the Overcaffeinated Vendor

Raiders of the Disposable Assassins

Justiceleague of Hells Lost Army

The Gnomish Republican War

Nirvana of Gnomish Faith

The Descendants of Ingratus Company

The Crusaders of Lions Danish

Death Carebears

Hmmm, needs less uppercase letters and more guild names without spaces to be TRULY WoW.

Philosophers of the Flaming Bangbus – I think I’ve seen that movie.

Lower Burning Circle of Fire – I think they make a cream for that.

I like “Rogue Allah”

I must’ve hit the Sarcasm button somewhere, because i got…

Clan of Elitist Stormwind Knights (no explanation needed)

Orphans of Hollow Crusade (as seen in lots of MMOs, complaining how Burning Crusade ruined WoW and that’s why theyre playing the game you see them in now)

Vanguard Guild (because fanboys need to go SOMEWHERE)

Though “Minions of the Pure Metal” actually is a pretty sweet guildname if you can find a guild with the same musical taste.

I always liked “Cult of the Mongbat”

As a Texan, how could I not name my guild “BEERKICKERS”

[cartman]Totally sweet. [/cartman]

Torn between…

Ravens of Chuck Norris

and

GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN

The Rivers of Thralls Ale
Dragon Bears
The Hammer of Classic Sense
The Woot
Mounted Squirrels
COLDFARTED

and some are more than a little risque:
Inches of Huge Vaginus
The Bareback Guard

I am truly torn between:

Riders of the Amish Zurich

and

Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

Of course, there is the guild that sends all the cyberseks Night Elves running:

The Tainted John!!!!

Wizards of Conflicting Agendas …

(I see what I did there.)

Being in a guild that is considering renaming itself, I actually found that useful. Inner Conflict would be perfect for us!

The Spartans … I believe there are two guilds by that name on my server, neither of them spelled correctly.

A few good ones:

Fists of Enternal Bunnies
Order of Mad Cow Power
Invalid Shuil (insert new shuil and press any key to continue)
Knights of Power Word Knockers
Knights of Maple Leaf Slayer (PvPers who target Canadians?)
Chocolates Avengers (My name is Whitman. You ate my Raspberry Creme. Prepare to die.)
The Cry of Rebel Matter (I am not a number! I am a free electron!)
The Dead Panda Riders
Ravagers of Human Slayer Squishers (which side are they on?)

Yes, I am easily amused.

You know, though, I still like my actual guild name: Orgrimmar Bowling League. Of course, it sounds like it came right off the list…

Crusaders of Super Royal Evil

See, they’re just trying way too hard.

While we’re on the truth in naming kick

Legion of Gratuitous Free Time
Keepers of Super Best Azeroth (”We not farm gold”)
Ownerers Zion (”we pwn u in teh pvpz lol”)
Cheap Legion (”Who says you can’t raid AQ40 in cloth gear?”)
The Guild (”Everyone wants to join us”)
The Ping (”If you’re over 100 don’t apply”)
New Life (”We die for your sins”)
The Mistaken
Disgruntled Followers (”We Know Drama”)
The Protectors of Xxxhorde Stormwind (”Founded by Miarose”)
CRUSH (”HORDE BAD”)
The Knights of Porcelain Oblivian (”A royal flush!”)

Poison Hotpockets made me LOL for real.

Some of the highlights I saw:

Soldiers of Canadian Downfall
Waste of the VíRulent Fighters
Blessings of the Knights Ftl
Daily Ravager
The Ragelove Fodder
Fellowship of the Bionic Warriors
The Crusade of Gnome Baconface
Beaver Empire

League of Deadly Hookers was pretty strong, although I’m gonna remember GMJUSTGRABBEDMYPEEN for a future beta.

Okay I have to add a few here:

Dark Darkness (must be emo)
Teen Hunter (soon to be profiled on To Catch a Predator)

Mai Rose Guilds:

The Steel Pokus
Beaver Alliance
Burning Clam
Drunken Penetration
Notorious Muffins

wtf?
Protectors of Shaky Pudding Runners
Vanguard of the Pie Catchers
The Smoketard Bunnie Fist
Blades of Funk Soul Sanctus

The Luminarium … interesting ….

I dunno…I’m kinda partial to this one:

Stormtroopers of Exalted Suck

im with this: “Cult of the Mongbat” – werd

//A

Dibs on “The Beer Knights”!

pretty straightforward, but this one just really caught my eye.

The Bad Squirrels