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Remember: if caught outside your homes, DO NOT GIVE CANNIBALS YOUR PHONE NUMBER


As seen on Quarter to Three….

RUN TO DODGE BULLETS! IF IN A TRUNK, KICK OUT THE TAIL LIGHT! DO NOT SHOW ANY SYMPATHY!

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  1. #1 by blachawk on December 13th, 2006

    I liked the ‘if there’s a male in the car next to yours in the parking lot, flee for your life’.

  2. #2 by Bigwig on December 13th, 2006

    Now those are some sincere holiday wishes

  3. #3 by Jobrill on December 14th, 2006

    Hey. Wait. I’m a Male. And I often take a nap in my car during lunch hour when I’m a bit tired.

    …I hope no ladies who have read this flier park next to me.

    Or maybe I do. Cuz watching a lady in high heels run screaming across the parking lot would probably be sorta funny.

  4. #4 by =j on December 14th, 2006

    What if they demand your pants too?

  5. #5 by bloo on December 14th, 2006

    “A running target is hit 4 in 100 times and even then it most likely it will not be a vital organ, so run preferably in a zigzag direction.” [sic]

    Serpentine! Serpentine!

  6. #6 by Woog on December 17th, 2006

    I just carry a loaded pistol and call it a day… O.o

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