Broken Toys Random Comments About Games and Tractors

1. 

   Freakazoid
   September 8th, 2006 - 02:31

   Probably left to travel the Straight Road and reunite with his wife. Or save humanity from Xenu, depends if you decided to change his name yet.
2. 

   Michael Neel
   September 8th, 2006 - 07:56

   You know, giving the cat your old DAoC account while keeping the WoW account for yourself might have pissed him off.
3. 

   Blake
   September 8th, 2006 - 10:17

   Man that sucks. Our older cat twice mad that mad dash, she came back ten days later the first time and twelve days later the second. So just listen for a meowing beast at strange hours.
4. 

   Jeff Freeman
   September 8th, 2006 - 12:58

   Four days?

   You clearly need a slower pet.

   How about a turtle?
5. 

   blachawk
   September 8th, 2006 - 13:15

   You’d be surprised. He might turn up after a while.

   When my friend moved to Guam, he had to put his cat in a mandatory quarantine for a month. The day he went to pick the cat up out of the holding kennel, it jumped out of his arms and sprinted right into the jungle. Two and a half years later, he gets a call. Someone found his cat in their backyard and got the owner’s information from the tag that was still dangling from the cat’s neck.
6. 

   Tahz
   September 8th, 2006 - 13:56

   Peace out, cat.
7. 

   Ian
   September 8th, 2006 - 14:30

   I just got 2 kittens and this is my biggest fear. They always lurk near the doorway when they sense I’m about to leave.
8. 

   2ndTime
   September 8th, 2006 - 14:45

   Put a mirror out by your door, it’ll draw the cat back if it’s nearby; better yet get a duck.
9. 

   Heartless Gamer
   September 8th, 2006 - 15:57

   Pepper my friend… if your cat lurks around the door put some pepper down. Cat will avoid the area usually.
10. 

    Apache
    September 8th, 2006 - 17:00

    turtles make fine pets indeed
11. 

    Boanerges
    September 8th, 2006 - 17:01

    I hate it when cats leave to go powerlevel.
12. 

    bullet
    September 8th, 2006 - 17:26

    He’ll come back when he gets hungry.

    That’s what my mom always said and she was usually right.
13. 

    Bob
    September 8th, 2006 - 18:18

    Your cat called. He told me to tell you to enjoy the fleas he left in your new house.

    
14. 

    ubvman
    September 9th, 2006 - 02:20

    Aquarium fishes make nice pets indeed…

    Unless you live in New Orleans though… =)
15. 

    MissFruityPie
    September 9th, 2006 - 13:37

    Well, that sucks. I hope you find your kitty.

    My cat made an escape through an open window a couple years ago. Attempts to locate him immediately after the break were unsuccessful. I did find him the next morning, right as I was about to give up — he was huddled under the neighbor’s porch, apparently confused and crying piteously. Dumb cat.
16. 

    Pharkas
    September 9th, 2006 - 21:38

    ‘leet mushroom sploitz!
17. 

    Ian
    September 13th, 2006 - 11:58

    Ok, I apologise in advance because I cannot resist…

    “WHOOOOOOOO LET THE CATS OUT” *meow….. meow meow meow*

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