Today’s Confusing MMO News Brought To You By Horizons

by Scott Jennings on July 21, 2006

….which has apparently been bought by… um… someone in Montana.

Yeah. I got nothin’. Sorry. However, I am encouraged by this friendly picture from the new owner’s website:

In other Horizons news, David Allen might hire you, if you’re supercore enough.

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Stormwaltz July 21, 2006 at 3:50 pm  (Quote)

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Relmstein July 21, 2006 at 3:57 pm  (Quote)

Woody at GU comics has a strip up about this. I can’t help but wonder at the light bulb and the very bad web design.

slog July 21, 2006 at 4:09 pm  (Quote)

Heh. Looking at the website

slog July 21, 2006 at 4:10 pm  (Quote)

redoing my comment

meta name=”GENERATOR” content=”Microsoft FrontPage 4.0″
meta name=”ProgId” content=”FrontPage.Editor.Document”

Big Gulp July 21, 2006 at 5:49 pm  (Quote)

Why the prolific use of quotation marks? They are a “smoke-free environment”?

Is that anything like how I’m “a lion tamer”?

Elistor July 21, 2006 at 7:23 pm  (Quote)

First saw the news on some MMO news site late last night(early this morning, sleep is for the weak!) and my first thought was “again?” and my second thought was “they still have servers?”

And i Just checked the website. *twitch* “Hot Game Action and Game Information Sites from E I ”

ubvman July 22, 2006 at 1:44 am  (Quote)

From the EI Interactive press release:
Horizons has gone through a genesis, emerging today as a world class MMORPG providing a very stable and intrinsically interactive persistent universe for play.

How the heck do an established game go through a genesis?

gen\’c2\’b7e\’c2\’b7sis (j\’c4\bullet n’\'c4\–s\’c4\-s) pronunciation
n., pl. -ses (-s\’c4\ldblquote z’).

1. The coming into being of something; the origin. See synonyms at beginning.
2. Genesis (Abbr. Gen. or Gn) A book of the Bible.

Apache July 22, 2006 at 6:00 am  (Quote)

don’t doubt the supercore amazingness, dude

Abalieno July 22, 2006 at 7:18 am  (Quote)

My god, die already.

Axecleaver July 22, 2006 at 8:25 am  (Quote)

I wonder what the sale price was.

Horizons has a long and melodramatic history. It’s not fair to criticize David Allen for the abomination that was Horizons. His heart was in the right place. David Bowman did far more to mangle the baby in the birth canal and produce what came out than DA did. I’d like to see QOL actually come out some day.

Something I’ve always been curious about, maybe you game people can shed some light on this… is Bowman’s career in games pretty much over after Horizons? He behaved pretty badly.

Joey Connelly July 22, 2006 at 11:22 am  (Quote)

Horizons has gone through a genesis, emerging today as a world class MMORPG providing a very stable and intrinsically interactive persistent universe for play.

That’s gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Jurrasic July 22, 2006 at 3:18 pm  (Quote)

Wouldn’t that be a ReGenesis?

Cool teevee show btw, look it up. :)

Elistor July 22, 2006 at 6:13 pm  (Quote)

Well they changed the website a bit…. no more psychedelic lightbulb. I’m not sure exactly WHAT it’s supposed to be pointing at me now but hey it’s not psychedelic.

Kithias July 22, 2006 at 6:13 pm  (Quote)

Abalieno says on July 22nd, 2006 at 7:18 am:

Winner.

Kithias July 22, 2006 at 6:15 pm  (Quote)

I’m giving up on Scotts crazy ass XHTML coding. Damn.

Anyway, yeah, “My god, die already.” is the thrumming response to this thread. Thrumming with truth, that is.

damijin July 22, 2006 at 9:34 pm  (Quote)

This news will change the industry as we know it today. I’m certain of it.

SM Mullins July 22, 2006 at 9:53 pm  (Quote)

The lightbulb is still there, now he’s in a spaceship.

Boanerges July 22, 2006 at 10:52 pm  (Quote)

Embrace the lightbulb. Taste the lightbulb.

In other news, the existence of another supercore team has apparently caused a space-time rift to open explaining all sorts of annihical mayhem such as wars breaking out, famine plaguing America, Valve announcing a real launch date for Team Fortress 2 and EA gutting buying Mythic. The return of Clhuthu is expected relatively soon so serve his Russian overlords.

Goemagog July 23, 2006 at 7:32 pm  (Quote)

as long as there will be fetapults!

Goe, not at all serious.

Oz July 24, 2006 at 8:59 am  (Quote)

Horizons has gone through a genesis, emerging today as a world class MMORPG providing a very stable and intrinsically interactive persistent universe for play.

Gotta love those automatic online business-speak translators.

Wait, this was a real quote? Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

Loote October 27, 2006 at 10:59 pm  (Quote)

The ORIGINAL Horizons would have been one of the coolest MMORPG’s ever. It had what, 13 races or so whith playable dragons, a huge world, race/faction wars, ect. It got to be too much to put together though. Classic case of writing a check you cant cash. The current horizons is an abomination of the original.

aaron November 1, 2006 at 9:13 am  (Quote)

Demise was fun for a wizardry fan. Written in VB, used some god awful database structure to hold every single piece of game data including saves. But fun..

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