History: People Unclear On The Concept

2005, I remember it well. Those were halcyon days when we finally got the new fangled iron horse and telegraph wires into our town. Of course, we had to deal with those damnable women asking for the right to vote, of all things, but we quickly put that nonsense down.

Who knows what the future will bring? Why, I’ve heard tell of fabulous new inventions like voices traveling on wires, horseless carriages, and heavier than air flying machines, but I put all that down to irrational, and fantastic rumor.