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Apparently the Scientologists are nearly ready to REVEAL THEIR FIENDISH PLANS!
On Friday I walked around Hollywood and went by this building:
The building itself looked like it was under heavy renovation, but outside some distinctly bored people were setting up “Free Stress Tests!” on folding card tables out front, using gewgaws that looked remarkably similar to props you’d see in movies from the 1950s that were supposed to be Space Radar consoles or something.
I just walked on past because frankly I’m all out of cult this week, but if I knew they were preparing to unleash SUPER POWERS? I’d be all over that. I could have used some City of Villains-esque power sets in LA traffic, lemme tell ya.
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about 4 years ago
I suppose Scientology is no less dishonest than bilking people via a Nigeria email scam.
I just find it hard to believe that people are taken in by this crap.
about 4 years ago
This guy seems to have paid tens of thousands of dollars for the super power “Detect Pickup Truck.” I think he was ripped off. Since my LASIK surgery I can detect pickups very reliably.
about 4 years ago
My useless super power is Sense Elevator. It’s not much of a super power, but it’s MY super power.
I also apparently am blessed with Guess American Idol Loser, but I’m still coming to terms with this frightening new power.
about 4 years ago
In my day Scientology used hot women to bring you in. Just one more example of people not taking pride in their work. Soon all the cults will be outsourced to Macau.
about 4 years ago
I took one of their “personality” tests back in college (I was bored). Score genious on the IQ part and depressed worthless slob on the personality part. Perfect, right? Smart but in need of serious help. I decided to play along when they stepped into phase II of the indocriniation. Everything went swimmingly until I asked “What is a Dianetic?” They have a whole book on them, surely one of them could give me the Cliff’s Notes rundown. Nope. Not a single person, and I spoke to almost every single one in the building, could even begin to explain what a Dianetic was. It’s like catholics not being able to explain the eucharist.
about 4 years ago
Well, Ron Hubbard is vaguely interesting.
about 4 years ago
That’s the smaller building… if you go another 2 miles or so east from that spot, along Sunset Boulevard, you’ll see “L. Ron Hubbard Drive” and a gigantic Scientology complex.
They tend to screw up traffic by holding expos or fairs or something on an unfortunately regular basis. I don’t know exactly what goes on in there, but it involves a lot of people and posters of L.R.H.
Don’t ask me why, but it’s also right next to the Kaiser Permanente complex.