Not all publicity is good publicity


Remember the candidate for Minnesota’s governorship who was running on the Anakin Skywalker and impalement platform?

Someone else did, too.

  1. #1 by Aufero on January 31st, 2006

    Apparently running for governor while you have outstanding warrants for your arrest is a bad idea. Who’d have thought it?

  2. #2 by Staarkhand on January 31st, 2006

    Witches = pagans = violent Satanists, how downright Christain of him.

  3. #3 by Staarkhand on January 31st, 2006

    Christian, my kingdom for an edit, or at least preview.

  4. #4 by Zubon on January 31st, 2006

    *clap*

  5. #5 by Xyntar on February 1st, 2006

    Wearing a turtle neck with your satanic cloak, talk about a fashion faux pas.

  6. #6 by Freakazoid on February 1st, 2006

    But the turtle neck is CURSED! Those who are unworthy to wear it would be choked to death!

  7. #7 by xaldin on February 1st, 2006

    I still think it’d be refreshing to have a politician who at least admits openly that he’s just an evil parasite sucking the blood out of society.

  8. #8 by DarkDryad on February 1st, 2006

    Said it the first time…
    Hes a nutbag

  9. #9 by Boanerges on February 1st, 2006

    Everyone has missed the real gem in that story

    Buried in the paper trails of lawsuits is an even stranger claim: that Sharkey once faked his own death.

    “I overdosed on over 120 tranquilizers,” Sharkey told WCCO-TV. “That definitely lowers your heartbeat real good.”

    He b smrt.

  10. #10 by Evangolis on February 2nd, 2006

    I like the arguement that not signing his probation papers means the terms don’tr apply. He is right, of course, they don’t apply any more. And since they don’t, the court has every right to toss him in jail.

  11. #11 by TPRJones on February 2nd, 2006

    Heh. He’s a stalker. Now there’s a big shock, eh?

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