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Because knowing is half the battle!


Chuck Norris would like you to know that he did not in fact father the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

However, Vin Diesel does still randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun on his birthday.

Carry on.

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  1. #1 by Turlow on January 12th, 2006

    “Chuck Norris can kick your child honor student’s ass”

    I want that on a bumper sticker!

  2. #2 by ajeba on January 12th, 2006

    I’m a student of Tang Soo Do which is the style of Karate Chuck Norris practices. I hope one day I can kick ass like him.

  3. #3 by Boanerges on January 12th, 2006

    Nobody can kick ass like Chuck Norris. Nobody. If you need proof then just go ask Chuck what time it is. I mean you don’t see Vin Diesel using these lists as an excuse to promote his new books, do you? Of course not! He is not Chuck… You are not Chuck… Only Chuck is Chuck. Or Sancho. Or something like that.

    I think Jeff Foxxworthy wrote the original Chuck factoid, tho

    If an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” changed your life… you might be a redneck

  4. #4 by Hank on January 12th, 2006

    ajeba, Tang Soo Do isn’t a style of Karate, its a Korean martial art. And although Chuck Norris has practiced lots of martial arts, I don’t think Tang Soo Do is one of them. He’s big into Tae Kwon Do though, if you want to count that as a martial art.

  5. #5 by Xyntar on January 12th, 2006

    http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1118/#start

    Chuck is so badass it took 50 mythical figures to take him out.

  6. #6 by Freakazoid on January 13th, 2006

    It is an uncommonly known fact that the only man to defeat Chuck Norris in combat is none other than the legendary Bruce Lee.

    Chuck could not have chosen a better mentor.

  7. #7 by Sweetmeat on January 13th, 2006

    I find Chucks response very refreshing. Tolerance is in short supply in the US of A these days. Whether or not he kicks ass in a literal sense, his Kung Foo is very powerfull.

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