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Because knowing is half the battle!
Chuck Norris would like you to know that he did not in fact father the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
However, Vin Diesel does still randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun on his birthday.
Carry on.
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about 4 years ago
“Chuck Norris can kick your child honor student’s ass”
I want that on a bumper sticker!
about 4 years ago
I’m a student of Tang Soo Do which is the style of Karate Chuck Norris practices. I hope one day I can kick ass like him.
about 4 years ago
Nobody can kick ass like Chuck Norris. Nobody. If you need proof then just go ask Chuck what time it is. I mean you don’t see Vin Diesel using these lists as an excuse to promote his new books, do you? Of course not! He is not Chuck… You are not Chuck… Only Chuck is Chuck. Or Sancho. Or something like that.
I think Jeff Foxxworthy wrote the original Chuck factoid, tho
about 4 years ago
ajeba, Tang Soo Do isn’t a style of Karate, its a Korean martial art. And although Chuck Norris has practiced lots of martial arts, I don’t think Tang Soo Do is one of them. He’s big into Tae Kwon Do though, if you want to count that as a martial art.
about 4 years ago
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1118/#start
Chuck is so badass it took 50 mythical figures to take him out.
about 4 years ago
It is an uncommonly known fact that the only man to defeat Chuck Norris in combat is none other than the legendary Bruce Lee.
Chuck could not have chosen a better mentor.
about 4 years ago
I find Chucks response very refreshing. Tolerance is in short supply in the US of A these days. Whether or not he kicks ass in a literal sense, his Kung Foo is very powerfull.