REMEMBER, IT’S NOT HOW BIG THE NUMBER OF YOUR UPDATES ARE, IT’S HOW WELL YOU USE THEM [Author: wirehead]

Been down with the flu bug last couple of days which has really taken away the motivation to post updates. So let’s do a quick recap of news you already read somewhere else:

Another Mad Tower posted a new comic which included puppies, Lady MOI mutiliation, and Calandryll transvetitism. Fun for the whole family!

In UO land the Trash Barrels are barrelling onward toward their inevitable conclusion. Actually they already reached their inevitable conclusion, as people are bitching that they can’t get every item on the trash barrel menu. Instead of realizing that these items are pitched solely to pinheads with towers full of goo that they’ve accumulated over the past two years because they have no life whatsoever, they instead believe that it is their sovereign right as players to make their house’s furniture even more of an eyesore than it already is. As always, the CoB Dev Board is in the vanguard of whining here.

Fear is getting much love. What’s up, man? Everybody thinks you’re a patsy or something. Go interview Ronald “Buy My Goddam Shaman” McDonald, you’ll feel better and Ron will probably say something about masturbating. Gives your show that “edgy” feel.

EQ has miraculously become an entirely new game as thousands of players, having read the Not The Producer’s Letter, proceed to play nice. “Is THAT all they wanted?”, EQ’s assholes cried in unison.

And the developers of Asheron’s Call, responding to the cries of players complaining that the world was barren and empty, blew up the few things that were on the server. That’ll show ’em!

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